Dare to Flair

Tales of a Professional Showoff

Monday, June 30, 2008

Last call

Here’s the deal with last call. At a designated time set by the government, there is to be NO alcohol distributed under any circumstances. If you did not hear the DJ say last call, I can’t help you. If your watch is 5 minutes slower than the clock in the bar, I can’t help you. If you were waiting in line, and the person in front of you took forever and you’ve been standing here for 10 minutes, and all you want is one more beer, and you’ll give me a 10 dollar tip, I can’t help you. It’s up to you to keep an eye on the clock, and get to the bar in plenty of time so you can acquire that all so important last cocktail of the evening. Don’t take it out on the bartender if you can’t tell time.

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